| If I were a month I would be: June If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday Night If I were a time of day I would be: 2:00 AM If I were a planet I would be: Pluto If I were a sea animal I would be: Joe Momma If I were a direction I would be: West If I were a piece of furniture I would be: A bed If I were a liquid I would be: Water If I were a stone, I would be: Rock just like felix my otha homies If I were a tree, I would be: Acacia tree (its where the scary white lady comes out) If I were a bird, I would be: Blue jay but not blue BLACK If I were a tool, I would be: Hammer or Screw driver If I were a flower/plant, I would be: I don’t Know If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Rain in the sunshine so I can see a RAINBOW If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Guitar If I were an animal, I would be: Parrot like sammy (stupid but smart and cute) If I were a color, I would be: Black If I were a vegetable, I would be: I don’t know If I were a sound, I would be: a FART If I were an element, I would be: Fire If I were a car, I would be: I don't know—Cadillax da black one If I were a song, I would be: Hidden Place--Bjork If I were a food, I would be: French Fries If I were a place, I would be: I don't know If I were a material, I would be: Hmm… If I were a taste, I would be: Lover's lips If I were a scent, I would be: I don't know If I were a word, I would be: Horny or Fuck If I were an object, I would be: Underwear If I were a body part I would be: Lips If I were a facial expression I would be: A frown If I were a subject in school I would be: Math If I were a cartoon character I would be: Chuckie from Rugrats If I were a shape I would be: A half moon If I were a number I would be: 27 coz it reminds me of someone |